Anonymous asked: Bitch please. You're just jealous that you aren't as witty or charming as little ol' me.
Anonymous asked: Hey, whoa now, I never said that *I* was an artist. You have me at a distinct disadvantage.
Anonymous asked: Anna, honey, I WILL win.
Anonymous asked: Clearly, that just means you lack wit as well as creativity. :p
Anonymous asked: Yes you are, sweetie. *patpat* That leaves you with no excuse as to why you have not found the internet's face. And punched it.
Anonymous asked: Of course the internet has a face. You just have to think creatively.
Anonymous asked: The internet may not have a face, but it certainly has a dick.
went to poop without my glasses
oglogoth: couldn’t find the tp :( You are swiftly becoming my favorite person okay
Anonymous asked: Punch it in the face? It being the internet, of course.
complicatedtriangulated asked: FALCON PUUUUUNNNNCCHH
complicatedtriangulated asked: Do I need to punch your internet in its whoreparts?
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry your internet's being a dick. Stand strong and carry on, luv.
The Harry Mason Scream for your missing daughter through out intercourse. I really cant handle these omg
asteriskos: cyberpunkadventures: skylarkofalternia: I can’t think of any good portal related nerdy sex positions Same. The Turret Have sex in the dark. Before orgasm, turn on a light and say “TARGET ACQUIRED” before shooting at your partner with your semen. Dir Dir please /screams quietly to self
*clings to the internets bosom* DARLING never leave me for that long again *sobs quietly*
"Katara is tannish"
Everytime I try to start up a new line of...
A helpful set of lists for those who are confused:
pervyanon: Things that are NOT stupid: -shipping a canon ship -shipping a non-canon ship -shipping a crack ship -shipping two characters that are not even from the same universe and who would never meet or interact ever at all ever Things that ARE stupid: -Hating on people for shipping something you don’t like -Tagging your hate -Becoming genuinely offended by someone else’s ship -Taking it all...
Also I'd be perfectly happy not seeing that...
I keep getting my ass kicked in all three of the...
Also I still can’t get tumblr savior to work a;wekf
Okay my internet is really shitty today guys...
Cox internet is made of COCKS
Okay I cannot handle these scenes with Jesse and...
weeps quietly in the corner GDI breaking bad
Okay so just because I like boring you all with my...
Final Fantasy XII Persona 3 Persona 4 Rachet and Clank Jak II Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy Rachet and Clank: Going Commando Resident Evil 4 Earthbound Mother 3 Left 4 Dead 2 Half Life 2 Half Life 2 Episode 1 Half Life 2 Episode 2 Okamiden (except I don’t actually care that much because it’s not that much fun to play :U) Epic Mickey (except not really I...
SIGH gonna play Earthbound instead I guess
Since I hear nothing but AMAZING THINGS ABOUT IT
Well that didn't take long for me to get sick of
I love Harry Potter as much as the next folk’ but um the Pottermore jokes getting reeeeaaallly old already
niz-dragoon: when i get a message on facebok i’m lik wen i get a mesag on tubmlr im lik Delicious