This is my backup

"Call me a treasure hunter or I’ll rip your lungs out" Locke hisses as he steals a merchants clothing in the middle of a fight after taking issue with being called a thief

HOW DO I KEEP BANON FROM DYING OMG

Why cant I beat ultros this is rly dumb stupid lecherous octopus

Im dad fricked the internet up and now hes being lazy about setting up the new router :T

Also the water is off and im rly thirsty. Wtf.

OMG THE CAR AC IS BROKEN MAYDAY MAYDAY

huamachuco:

On that day mankind received a grim reminder: we lived in fear of the Bill Dauterive, I tell you what
ATTACK ON BILL

huamachuco:

On that day mankind received a grim reminder: we lived in fear of the Bill Dauterive, I tell you what

ATTACK ON BILL

johndarcs:

johnfkennedy:

dad? whats a “yiff?”

son *puts paw on your shoulder*

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter